Let the Dry-Heaving Commence!

I am way too hung over to write anything of any value. (Because this site is where you usually come for valuable highbrow content, right?) Instead, you're getting celebrity boobies for the weekend.

*WARNING* This is profoundly disgusting celebrity half-nudity. You might want to have a bucket handy. Seriously, it's just gross.

Okay, you've been warned. Ladies and gentlemen, the management is sickened to present...

MISCHA BARTON TOPLESS



Also, could the bathing suit be any uglier? Did she steal a poncho out of the back of a VW bus in San Diego and make a bikini out of it? Alright... I'm not gay and this isn't Go Fug Yourself, so I'd better stop.

May your Good Friday be filled with Jesusy goodness!